71 Commits

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radical_honesty on #flashsupport
7803befb63 Evaluated rename csplit {} 2023-01-13 11:50:56 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
efbcdaa0cc Evaluated proc csplit s {split [strip_all $s] {}} 2023-01-13 11:46:52 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
c43404514c Evaluated rename csplit csplit_fuckyou 2023-01-13 11:30:43 -08:00
ghost_of_Herneitha_Rochelle_Hardaway_Richardson on #flashsupport
b0748baaf4 Evaluated proc rand_onion {} {set randstr ""; for {set i 1} {$i<=56} {incr i} {append randstr [?? $::onion_chars]}; return "$randstr"} 2023-01-13 11:18:17 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
322c3fc022 Evaluated eval [wget https://dpaste.com/42YDYQULE.txt] 2023-01-08 17:10:59 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
7f8aedc682 Evaluated eval [wget https://dpaste.com/5FS85HBAX.txt] 2023-01-08 17:06:40 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
5c9e4f2660 Evaluated rename split_on_formatting split_on_formatting_FUCKYOU 2023-01-08 17:04:42 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
52dca52311 Evaluated rename split_on_formatting_FUCKYOU split_on_formatting 2023-01-08 17:03:33 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
2131e7500c Evaluated rename split_on_formatting split_on_formatting_FUCKYOU 2023-01-08 17:03:06 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
68ec3f28e8 Evaluated proc random_word_alt args {set dict [?? $::dicts_singleword]; ?? [set ::[subst $dict]]} 2023-01-08 16:39:15 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
dc4631735a Evaluated proc random_word args {set dict [?? $::english_word]; ?? [set ::[subst $dict]]} 2023-01-08 16:38:17 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
933de77c3d Evaluated proc color args {if ![llength $args] {return };if {[lindex $args 0] eq "default"} {return };set ret [color_of [lindex $args 0]]; if {[llength $args] > 1} {if {[lindex $args 1] eq "on"} {append ret ,[color_of [lindex $args 2]]} {append ret \x03,[color_of [lindex $args 1]]}}; return $ret} 2023-01-07 19:06:34 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
d6451bc21b Evaluated proc stock3 symbol {set __results [stock_yahoo_v10 $symbol]; set __columns [list previousClose open bid ask];set __info "[list [list ticker $symbol]]"; map $__columns {c {lappend __info "$c [dict get $__results $c]"}};fuckingcolumns $__info} 2023-01-07 18:49:24 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
b23769ec6d Evaluated proc et args {subst [string map {* {[gay]*}} [strip_all [bgbt $args]]]} 2023-01-07 18:24:27 -08:00
a on #flashsupport
29e839b4d7 Evaluated rename strip_all_old strip_color 2023-01-07 18:21:55 -08:00
a on #flashsupport
07bcfed102 Evaluated rename strip_color strip_all_old 2023-01-07 18:20:59 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
2e289589a1 Evaluated proc gaybowchar c {set c [string toupper $c]; if ![info exists ::alphabet($c)] {return [join [string repeat "{ } " 5] \n]}; set ret [list]; foreach line [split [decode $::alphabet($c)] \n] {set g [gay]; lappend ret [regsub -all {\*($|\n| )} [regsub -all {(^|\n| )*} $line "\\1$g,$g*"] "*\\1"]}; join $ret \n} 2023-01-07 18:17:10 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
7b93451897 Evaluated proc strip_color str {regsub -all {\x03\d{1,2}(,\d{1,2})?} $str {}} 2023-01-07 18:03:45 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
96d784017d Evaluated rename strip_color strip_color_broken 2023-01-07 18:03:30 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
cdf3c4edee Evaluated proc strip_colour str {regsub -all {\d{1,2}(,\d{1,2})?} $str {}} 2023-01-07 18:00:20 -08:00
nigger_diffusion on #flashsupport
0b14cdbb62 Evaluated proc _lex_fridman_reading {{ll 10}} {each [zip [.. $ll] [lrange [zip [shuffle $::easy_book] [shuffle $::hard_book]] 0 $ll-1]] {{i _} {. {Week $i} {$_} {[expr "1 + [rand 5]"] hr @ [rand 2000] WPM"}}}} 2023-01-06 07:58:37 -08:00
nigger_diffusion on #flashsupport
48087cc6df Evaluated proc stock_yahoo_v10 {symbol} {dict get [lindex [dict get [dict get [json2dict [wget https://query2.finance.yahoo.com/v10/finance/quoteSummary/$symbol?formatted=false&modules=price%2CsummaryDetail%2CpageViews%2CfinancialsTemplate]] quoteSummary] result] 0] summaryDetail} 2023-01-06 07:41:01 -08:00
nigger_diffusion on #flashsupport
6d1978742b Evaluated rename 1lex_fridman_reading lex_fridman_reading 2023-01-05 13:29:32 -08:00
nigger_diffusion on #flashsupport
8420b7851f Evaluated rename lex_fridman_reading {} 2023-01-05 13:29:24 -08:00
nigger_diffusion on #flashsupport
98dae29744 Evaluated proc 1lex_fridman_reading {{ll 10}} {each [zip [.. $ll] [lrange [zip [shuffle $::easy_book] [shuffle $::hard_book]] 0 $ll-1]] {{i _} {. "Week $i: $_. Reading Time @ 500 WPM [expr "1 + [rand 120]"]"}}} 2023-01-05 13:26:05 -08:00
nigger_diffusion on #flashsupport
eaeb00091f Evaluated proc alex_fridman_reading args {apply {nextproc} $args} 2023-01-05 07:54:21 -08:00
Alex_Fridman`s_High_School_Reading_List on #flashsupport
1ec0907473 Evaluated rename lfl lex_fridman_reading 2023-01-04 13:55:44 -08:00
Alex_Fridman`s_High_School_Reading_List on #flashsupport
d78e308f63 Evaluated rename lex_fridman_reading {} 2023-01-04 13:55:40 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
8c23cfd41f Evaluated proc lfl {{ll 10}} {each [zip [.. $ll] [lrange [zip [shuffle $::easy_book] [shuffle $::hard_book]] 0 $ll-1]] {{i _} {. "Week $i: $_"}}} 2023-01-04 13:45:02 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
2fa81c94cf Evaluated proc n_r_r args n_r_r' 2023-01-04 11:10:31 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
877b9097ef Evaluated rename n_r_r _n_r_r 2023-01-04 11:10:07 -08:00
Alex_Fridman`s_High_School_Reading_List on #flashsupport
e70ccc9ddf Evaluated proc lex_fridman_reading args {string map -nocase -inline {"'" ""} [join [lex_fridman_reading $args] '\n']} 2023-01-04 11:03:02 -08:00
Alex_Fridman`s_High_School_Reading_List on #flashsupport
f78b2dc073 Evaluated rename lex_fridman_reading _lex_fridman_reading_inner 2023-01-04 11:02:15 -08:00
Alex_Fridman`s_High_School_Reading_List on #flashsupport
7fb7bc78b1 Evaluated proc lex_fridman_reading {{N 5}} {for {set i 0} {$i < 5} {incr i} {if [expr $i % 2] {. Week $i: [lindex_random $::hard_book]} {. Week $i: [lindex_random $::easy_book]}}} 2023-01-04 10:08:08 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
8ba91531cd Evaluated proc happynewyear {{channel #gamme}} {string map "PLACEHOLDER [rainbow $channel]" $::happynewyear} 2022-12-31 09:24:52 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
4652599f7b Evaluated proc n_r_r' when {join [lindex [split [head 1 [tail 3 [wget https://beacon.nist.gov/beacon/2.0/pulse/last]]]] 6]} 2022-12-27 15:25:58 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
9425a8195b Evaluated proc WORDOFGOD {{when "8 hours ago"}} {set ret "";foreach {a b c d e} [split [n_r_r [clock scan "8 hours ago"]] {}] {lappend ret [lindex $english_words [expr [scan "$a$b$c$d$e$f" %x] % [llength $english_words]]]}; return $ret} 2022-12-27 15:16:32 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
6389b57ea1 Evaluated proc word_of_american_god' {} {set ret [list]; foreach z [n_arsebackwards_rands' 5 128] {lappend ret [format %c [expr $z + 32]]};join $ret} 2022-12-26 18:19:38 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
e430ea4106 Evaluated proc n_arsebackwards_rands' {n max} {set aret [list]; foreach z [nist_rand {} $n] {lappend aret [expr $z % $max]}; return $aret} 2022-12-26 18:16:10 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
664fc34caa Evaluated proc nist_rand' {{when {}} {n 1}} {if {$when eq ""} {set when [clock scan "8 hours ago"]};lrange [hex2dec [n_r_r $when]] 0 4} 2022-12-26 18:08:30 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
414a879d79 Evaluated proc n_r_r when {lindex 2 [list [head 1 [tail 3 [wget https://beacon.nist.gov/beacon/2.0/pulse/time/$when]]]]} 2022-12-26 17:55:24 -08:00
radical_honesty on #flashsupport
8fc71e9a2d Evaluated proc nist_rand {{when {}}} {if {$when eq ""} {set when [clock scan "8 hours ago"]};set ret 0;set i 0; foreach x [lrange [hex2dec [last [regexp -inline {<outputValue>(.*?)</outputValue>} [wget https://beacon.nist.gov/beacon/2.0/pulse/time/$when]]]] 0 4] {set ret [expr int($ret + ($x * pow(16,$i)))];incr i;}; return $ret} 2022-12-26 17:39:20 -08:00
General_Quadrangle on #flashsupport
5c00263489 Evaluated proc settuB args {. I asked serious question. I will interpret any efforts of derailing it as a sign that _you_ are the man of the "system", thank you for understanding. Now, have you read [choose {Turner Diaries}} 2022-12-23 17:38:06 -08:00
GML(gamme_markup_language) on #flashsupport
7d65589af1 Evaluated proc gay_real {} {next_in_list {04 08 09 11 10 13 06}} 2022-12-13 19:05:26 -08:00
GML(gamme_markup_language) on #flashsupport
fdbcdf3688 Evaluated proc gay {} {return "[next_in_list {04 08 09 11 10 13 06}]"} 2022-12-13 19:03:37 -08:00
GML(gamme_markup_language) on #flashsupport
df4376d4e5 Evaluated proc strip_all str {regsub -all {[\[\]]} [strip_color $str] ""} 2022-12-13 19:00:46 -08:00
TheGreatGammo on #flashsupport
ec0cb10aca Evaluated proc isgitworkingatall args {} 2022-12-06 16:57:57 -08:00
hastur on #computerchat
26aecba13b Evaluated proc char c {if [catch {regsub -all {\\*} [decode $::alphabet([string toupper $c])] " "} err] {return [join [string repeat "{ } " 5] \n]} {return $err}} 2020-10-23 15:07:35 +02:00
hastur on #computerchat
ec2b6f7167 Evaluated proc ricky_word {} {choose hellfire diarrhea smell fart poo piss sausage hamburger unicorn prolapse} 2020-10-20 21:16:06 +02:00
hastur on #computerchat
e2865dfb61 Evaluated rename ricky_word ricky_word_ 2020-10-20 21:14:46 +02:00