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scalar \{What\ an\ evasive\ answer.\ \ I\ want\ to\ know\ if\ you\ have\ been\ the\ parent\ of\ a\ \nchild\ who\ has\ been\ terminally\ or\ chronically\ ill.\ \ That\ is\ a\ yes\ or\ no\ \nanswer.\ \ What\ is\ subjective\ about\ that?\ \ Do\ you\ have\ kids\ or\ not?\ \ Did\ you\ \nhave\ sick\ siblings\ as\ a\ child\ or\ not?\ \ If\ you\ answer\ with\ \"I've\ pretty\ much\ \nbeen....\"\ then\ you\ are\ a\ coward\ and\ a\ pretentious\ idiot-fuck.\ \ Answer\ the\ \nfucking\ question.\ \ I\ find\ your\ answer\ pretty\ condescending\ to\ the\ Robbins's\ \nsituation,\ and\ it\ really\ struck\ me\ raw.\ \ If\ you\ can't\ empathize,\ you\ can't.\ \ \nJust\ \ say\ that\ it\ sounds\ terrible.\ \ Don't\ say\ that\ you\ have\ \"a\ pretty\ good\ \nidea\"\ and\ that\ it\ is\ \"subjective.\"\ \ Would\ you\ tell\ J.\ that\ you\ know\ how\ it\ \nis?\n\nYou\ didn't\ reflect\ at\ all\ with\ sympathy\;\ you\ directed\ the\ attention\ back\ to\ \nyourself.\ \ I'm\ just\ curious\ if\ you\ are\ pathological\ or\ if\ you\ have\ a\ story.\n%\nThat's\ why\ when\ I\ was\ wrestling\ half\ my\ training\ regimen\ was\ spent\ \nstrengthening\ my\ sphincter\ muscles.\ One\ of\ the\ better\ excercises\ was\ \nsticking\ a\ roll\ of\ quarters\ up\ my\ ass,\ then\ I\ would\ slowly\ and\ deliberately\ \npush\ it\ back\ out.\ I\ got\ so\ good\ at\ this\ the\ guys\ would\ hand\ me\ a\ dollar\ \nafter\ practice,\ asking\ for\ change\ for\ the\ soda\ machine.\ The\ first\ time\ this\ \nwas\ meant\ to\ be\ a\ joke\ but\ when\ my\ muscles\ became\ so\ refined\ that\ I\ could\ \ngive\ the\ change\ to\ them\ one\ quarter\ at\ a\ time,\ the\ joke\ was\ on\ them.\n\nThe\ end\ result\ was\ that\ I\ became\ strong\ enough\ to\ lock-in\ my\ opponents\ \nfinger(s)\ when\ he\ tried\ to\ check\ my\ oil,\ thereby\ incapacitating\ half\ of\ his\ \nmobility\ and\ strength.\ I\ can't\ tell\ you\ how\ many\ reversal\ points\ I\ scored\ \noff\ this,\ but\ it\ was\ worth\ at\ least\ two\ every\ match.\n%\nI\ was\ at\ the\ mall\ today\ buying\ some\ yugioh\ cards\ (tryin'\ to\ complete\ my\ CDIP\ \nset)\ &\ this\ kid\ standing\ next\ to\ me\ in\ line\ at\ the\ game\ shop\ says\ \"Man,\ that\ \nyugiHO\ s**t\ is\ homo,\ you\ shouldn't\ be\ wasting\ your\ faggot\ cash\ on\ some\ lame\ \nfucking\ s**t\ crap\ like\ that.\ Fuckin'\ cocksucker.\"\ I\ turned\ around,\ saw\ no\ \none,\ then\ peered\ down\ at\ a\ child\ who\ looked\ about\ 10\ years\ old\ holding\ many\ \npacks\ of\ Pokemon\ Unseen\ Forces.\n\nI\ then\ got\ into\ a\ debate\ (for\ what\ seemed\ like\ 30\ minutes\ or\ so)\ on\ the\ \nsuperiority\ of\ Yugioh\ to\ poke'mon.\ And\ at\ the\ end\ he\ just\ called\ me\ a\ \"fag\"\ \nand\ proceeded\ to\ punch\ my\ in\ the\ stomach.\ I\ finally\ crawled\ on\ my\ bruised\ \nstomach\ to\ a\ nearby\ mall\ cop,\ and\ pointed\ to\ that\ snot\ nosed\ brat,\ last\ I\ \nsaw\ of\ him\ he\ was\ on\ the\ mall\ cops\ shoulder\ cying\ for\ his\ mother.\ Ha...kids..\n%\ni'm\ sick\ and\ tired\ of\ people\ thinking\ being\ ugly\ is\ just\ \"how\ god\ made\ \nyou\"!!!\ Here's\ two\ prime\ examples\ of\ how\ this\ statement\ is\ false,\ please\ \nfeel\ free\ to\ add\ yer\ own.\ :P\n\nHow\ one\ gets\ fat:\n\n\ \ \ \ eating\ WAY\ too\ fucking\ much\n\n\[or\]\n\n\ \ \ \ they\ are\ genetically\ HUGE\ \[lol\ only\ in\ very\ few\ cases\]\n\n>>Conclusion:\ lol,\ fat=no\ self\ control\ to\ stop\ fucking\ eating\;\ no\ self\ \ncontrol=not\ very\ attractive\;\ fat=not\ pretty.\n\nHow\ one\ gets\ acne:\n\n\ \ \ \ oily\ icky\ gross\ dirty\ skin\ that\ isn't\ washed\ and\ has\ dead\ skin\ \nclogging\ pores\n\n\[or\]\n\n\ \ \ \ genetically\ gross\ \[lol,\ in\ some\ cases,\ yet\ they\ can\ be\ 'fixed'\ so\ \nit's\ still\ no\ excuse\]\n\n>>>Conclusion:\ lol,\ wash\ yur\ fucking\ face!\ acne=no\ self\ responsibity\ to\ wash\ \nyur\ fucking\ face!\;\ no\ responsibility=lol\ not\ very\ attractive\;\ acne=not\ pretty\nTHUS,\ /end\ rant,\ but\ yes,\ people\ who\ don't\ have\ the\ self\ control\ to\ be\ at\ a\ \nreasonable\ weight\ are\ icky\ icky\ gross,\ and\ dirty\ people\ ho\ don't\ wash,\ lol\ \new,\ yea,\ gross.\n%