array {avi {{PooPal testdrive} {argue in favor of SaaS webshits} {attend an iot conference} {be pretentious} {blog poos} {buy squatty potty} {commit blackmail in order for financial gain} cry {do a tedtalk on fart related lifehacks} {dream of being fully tenured} {drink a lot of tea} {explain femisnism to female colleague} {explain how a joke works} {fail students without mercy} {farting in office} {get groped by airport security} {get made fun of for being a crypto-sjw} {get picked on by blimp and nop} {give slutty student the D and then a D} {give wall'o'text explanation to trivial problem with authority} {head department of computer assisted pooing} {hide from students} {ignore what you're talking about} {inspire students to nethack} {liberal hand wringing} {make a microphone out of garbage} {miss poo window} {play binding of isaac} {polish lambda cap} {post imgur links} {pretend to write papers} procrastinate {promote functional programming but not use it} {provoke winkie} {put considerable amount of time into borderlands 2} {race mix} {recover from computer game addiction} {regex nigger} {relapse back to playing computer games} {shooting rampage} {sob about being busy} {stop triggering words with a regex} {submit a paper to proceedings of poo-logging} {succumb to mischa's tricks} {talk about bowel movements} {travel to china} {travel to india} {travel to japan} {unbox dildo of the month selection} {use baby wipes to clean ass} {whine incessentantly} {work on poop log procs} {worry about unintentional mansplaining} {write impenetrable jargon} {yell at students}} zybl0re {80 8D {Poo Arrival} XD {[D8]} {ask how to add an agenda} {coffee for zybl0re} {collect rocks} {curate rock collection} d8 {designer drugs at gay orgy} {drag fags from the back of his beat-up F250} {dream of getting gaped in Fort McMurray} {dream of moving to the big city -- Coquitlam} {dream of moving to the big city -- regina} {drink pee} {extol the virtues of openoffice versus libreoffice} {fix broken truck} {fly to halifax} {freestyle gape} {freestyle rap} gape gapes {get a b.sc in nethack} {get a m.sc in nethack} {get hi} {have someone piss in my mouth} {live the jerkcity lifestyle} {look at rock collection} {nigger dragging in F250} {openoffice slavery} {pick up rig pigs in the back of his f250} {plant trees} {post at r/rockhounds} {pray for rise in brent crude prices} {rape mother earth} {receive thorough gaping} {ride around on girls bike with a banana seat and pink streamers} {ride bicycle} {rock out} rock-jockery {rocks for jocks 101} {rotate jerkcity avatars for twitter avatar} {save money for gas} {sell out dreams of 7.3 F350 for nissan pathfinder} {solve dix equation} {take ferry to nanaimo} {take ferry to tsawwassen} {think of names for his new pet rock} {think of new ways to gape} timeout {write a perl to scrape some weather data and then use a python to make some neat graphs} ¯_(ã)_/¯} ryan {{blog about being an untouchable hacker god} {claim to be high on acid on irc} {claim to be the north korea of the internet} {create mixtape of all the greatest artists who choked on their own vomit} {destroy an american family} {do something stupid and impulsive with a computer} {drop sql table} {fly cessna into red square} {hack a gibson} {hack bloggers to death} {hack sony} {hack tesla} {hack the planet} {hide from parole officer} {interview with [choose BBC CNET {New York Times}] } {swat Mikko Hypponen} {torment r000t} {try to live off bitcoins} {upload masterhacker.bmp to lenovo.com}} biden {{amazing gaff} {forget which race im running in} hide microstroke {rape allegations} {remind people about obama} {sniff hair} {subconjunctival hemorrhage} sundown} ollipekka {{'invest' into rolex watches} {accidentally type hacker command into irc} {advance science by reusing patterns invented by much smarter and more valuable people} {almost get stabbed by pikeys} {artisanal sandwich} {ask poo god forgiveness} {box2d cleanroom implementation} {browse [randreddit nsfw] for fun} {burn sub-saharan village worth of kw/h on failed builds} {change d
